Marriage Issues

NOT WHAT YOU THINK~ Just read!

Hannah came out of her room running and was upset. I asked her what was wrong, this is her story:

"I'm sad. I'm mad at Emma. (my youngest sister)"

"Why are you mad at Emma?" I ask.

"She wants to marry Jack. (Jack Skellington, who according to Hannah is HER husband) I told her no, but she wants to marry him. But he's MY husband and I tell her no." She says and she puts her hands on her hips and points and does the attitude head bob.

"Well, does Jack want to marry Emma? When did Emma tell you this?"

"She called me on my phone and told me she was marrying Jack. I tell her no and she tells me yes. She makes me so mad. I gonna call her and tell her no way Jose. Jack is MY husband and he loves me." At this point I'm giggling. She is acting like its totally real and that my sister is seriously trying to "steal her man" And I thought REAL LIFE was dramatic. You even have to be careful that your imaginary husband doesn't get stolen away. She runs back and forth pretending to talk to Jack in her room and then comes to talk to Emma on her "phone" in the living room. At one point she tells me Emma broke her phone. (Through the phone I mind you) so I gave her my "back up phone". She was so happy and I guessed worked everything out. She cracks me up.