Kids say the darndest things

Hannah and I were laying on my bed and we have this little convo:

"Mommy, you have GIANT boobs!"

"Ok, I guess I do. Thank you Hannah."

"Does Daddy have boobs?"

I give her a weird look.

"Nooooo he doesn't!" She then goes through a list of people in our family and asking me if they have boobs or not then tells me if they have boobs for not.

"Hannah, do you have boobs?" This is what makes me laugh

"I had boobies. But they popped, and I fell to the floor and cried. I was sad. Now I have no boobies. They use to look like this, (Shes trying to squish her "boobies" together) but now they look like this. (leaves them alone)

I just about died. Where did she get the idea that they popped!?! My kid is so weird but it was the funniest thing when she told it. It was totally random.

Oye!

Today we went for a late swim. As most of you know, we live in an apartment so its a community pool. There wasn't too many people swimming so it was actually nice. Well there was some bigger kids jumping in and Hannah wanted to do it too. So she runs to the deep end to jump in and she just kinda pops a squat and just pees. All the parents were laughing and all the kids were freaking out. The parents were telling their kids be thankful she didn't pee in the pool. I was just mortified she did that. I was actually really embarrassed. Yes in a way it was funny, but in front of strangers, I just wanted to die. Family is different. I have a cousin who pees in the back yard so he doesn't have to go inside. Thats fine, we're family. Oye.... Hannah is a real trip sometimes.

I'm a mean Mommy

Hannah has had a really hard time listening the past couple weeks. She will get punished for something and not even 5 minutes later shes doing it again. Adam and I keep telling her if she doesn't start listening we were going to take her toys and tv away. (But we never did) Well this morning I get woke up to this LOUD BANGING and scraping noise. I'm irked so I let her out. She was banging on her wall and playing w/her blinds. I yell and she just doesn't care. Adam catches her and spanks her. She doens't even cry. So she starts messing w/the cat. I've had it. That poor cat gets tortured throughout the day and I'm just sick of yelling at Hannah for it. So I tell her to sit on the couch. I go in, clean her room and take away her tv and dvd player. (Along w/ALL her toys) She comes in and is soooo HAPPY her room is clean. She doesn't even care her toys and tv are gone. I'm sure over the next couple days it will kick in, but it was like she didn't even care. Being a mommy is stressful. I hate punishing her to the extreme but nothing else is working. Grrr